Matlab jokes or puns

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Are there any good Matlab jokes? I don't mean why or any other Easter eggs, I mean good jokes involving Matlab. Actually, that bar may be a bit too high. Any jokes, good or bad, let's hear 'em.

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If the bar is too high, you can lower it.

>> bar(flip(sort(rand(1,2))))

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What did the string say to the rope variable?

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I don't know, I can't find the thread.

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Q: Why did the 30-60-90 triangle marry the 45-45-90 triangle? A: They were right for each other

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reversible is efficient than irreversible

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trying to be funny - anyone help me?

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Type "spy" on command window of Matlab R2013a to see a real spy!

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She >> You don't love me anymore...

Engineer >> What, What are you saying... why?

She >> Tell me then.. Who is that "matlab" that you mentioned while you're sleeping ...

She >> No, "Matlab", she is my assistant in work. In addition, she is married to "Simulink" since 1984.

Engineer's Wife >> ok

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You know what's odd?

Every other number.

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Old mathematicians never die; they just lose some of their functions.

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The average maths joke is pretty mean

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Math is like love; a simple idea, but it can get complicated.

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Do you know a statistics joke? Probably, but it is mean.

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These are so bad, my NaN could do better!

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There are 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.

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What do organic mathematicians throw into their fireplaces? Natural Logs.

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"The order of the tractors do not change the viaduct", the same as the order of the factors does not alter the product.

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Yes, I changed my World of Warcraft by Matlab * - *!

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-Do you know the symbol of the sodium? -NAh

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? -Because 7 8 9!

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Why is a math book always unhappy?

Because it always has lots of problems.

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matlab is not mat in a lab

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Why do you use matlab to create plots and graphs? Because its so easy to implement in my Latex documents.

Said no social studies student ever

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why do I wait? semicolon

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Joey: What are up to these days brah?

Chandler: Nothing much bruh, Just busy with my labs.

Joey: Oh, I'm also quite busy with my lab.

chandler: But bro, you don't have any labs this semester.

Joey: I have bro, MAT_LAB!

*Joey will be Joey*

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Matlab = MAd Through LAB

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There needs to be a matlab script that can calculate what the color of nine (9) smells like

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How many simulationists does it take to replace a lightbulb? Infinity: Each one builds a fully validated model, but the light actually never goes on.

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She >> You don't love me anymore... Engineer >> What, What are you saying... why? She >> Tell me then.. Who is that "matlab" that you mentioned while you're sleeping ... She >> No, "Matlab", she is my assistant in work. In addition, she is married to "Simulink" since 1984. Engineer's Wife >> ok my favorite

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In our Local Language here in Pakistan when we write MATLAB during chat conversations it is falsely interpreted by our friends. Because Matlab in Urdu means " meaning" . Its funny when People ask you if you did Matlab assignment when speaking Urdu.

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Well played. Poor exp (x) :(

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a fool walks into a bar, takes a look around and says "Hello world!" xD.

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Allow me to go off on a tangent about the famous Indian chief, SoaCahToa!

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There is need to work on .tgf file for meshing

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Why a man always dream that his wish of MATLAB comes true ? Because according to him MATLAB also means * | | May all the Lakes are BEER||*.

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Simulations can be run again and again ...but life has no retakes

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What's green and homeomorphic to the open unit interval?

The real lime!!!

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What's purple and commutes?

An abelian grape!

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while not succeeded
try again
end

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What is the actual translation of Matlab in Arabic

A laboratory died!!! True story :)

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What's the Object oriented way of becoming wealthy? A: Inheritance

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way to make me crash my MatLab...

%LB Sim
sys = 'LB_Simulationist';
open_system(sys);
run(sys);
% Lightbulb == 1 (On) // == 0 OFF
Lightbulb = simout.data;
num_sims = 1;
while Lightbulb <= 0
      run(sys);
      Lightbulb = simout.data;
      num_sims = num_sims + 1;
  end

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how to solve the equation

good car + nice house + nice ladies = $1000

A: rent a good car ($250/day) + book in good hotel ($450/day) + nice lady ($300) = $1000, only in one day

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What do the wise sages use and search for during life? मतलब!

(please copy and paste that into Google translate and look at the English pronunciation and the Hindi translation)

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Everytime I transfer the type of an image, like

I = single(imread("one_image.jpg"));

I always repeat silently, 'single'. And there shall never be one image. So I repeat again and again.

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MATLAB = Man At Table Losing Appetite and Beer

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"help" is a great feature in Matlab...and one day while looking for a function shortcut i found this gem.. and laughed

>> help fun

fun not found.

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if you == have_a_little_time
   disp('Great! You are reading my comment.')
elseif you == have_no_time
   disp('Oh man! How you can be so busy?')
else
   disp('There is lots of fun.')
end

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Good Joke

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haha, I don't know hot to react...

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hahhaha

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lol ahaahhahaha

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wow

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Mathematics is made of 50 percent formulas, 50 percent proofs, and 50 percent imagination.

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hold on

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nice...

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hold on

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Plot on

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its a LabMat! Labrador on a Mat

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Do you clear all the mess in your room?

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Matlab is so possessive that it wont let Simulink interact with us without it!

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What does Matlab call its grandmother? NaN

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Of course, Simulink is deserved to be under control.

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What a funny community!

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What is the sign on the door of an internet hacker? 'Gone Phishing' :)

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>>Funny Coding at Matlab.

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give printf command to get a easter eggs :)

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Q: 0 is false and 1 is true, right? A: 1

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Matlab could have been as cool as Batman if it had one LESS letter l and one New N!

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MATLAB Jokes... Compilation Error... !!! Lol

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hold the door;

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V=[cos(pi/180*Min(j,D))*cos(pi/180*Min(j,Dip)) ...
  sin(pi/180*Min(j,D))*cos(pi/180*Min(j,Dip)) ...
  -sin(pi/180*Min(j,Dip))];)

Error: Unbalanced or unexpected parenthesis or bracket.

I found it: it is winking at the end of the code ;)

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My teacher asked me to bring calculator in class, so i brought MATLAB.

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Can you figure out the plot?

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Two coordinates are talking. What did one coordinate say to the other ?

"I do see your point"

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I can see your "view", but your "point" is totally out of "plot".

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Yes of course

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How to calc my aeroplane?

By hand or MATLAB!!

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Calc the area under the plane

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Always

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Australian people say Matlab but say Maaalab

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   >>social life
    Undefined function or variable 'social'.
    Did you mean:
    >> scal life

Yes, sorry MatLab I did mean "scal life"...

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Spent one month trying to fix Maaalab code....

Missing one period :(

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Make one error with matlab...

Copy Delete Paste...

Wait That's Maple.

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How many programmers are needed to change a light bulb? NaN, it`s a hardwareproblem.

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A manager and a programmer are travelling by car for a business meeting. Suddenly, the car engine fails and the manager says: "what should we do now? Can you fix it?" "Sure, it's easy, I do it every time my PC fails - let's get off the car, wait for a while and then get in again!"

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in Persian language has title meaning

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In hindi language matlab means meaning

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What will be the sum of "love" ?? How could be even "love" have

sum. But matlab knows...

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While function and Wife function are similar in nature. while(1) :loop will always be executed with out any break; wife(1) :wife gives only one option to listen to her which should be executed by husband with out any excuse

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nice one

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Why did the inmate want to learn Matlab? Just for cellfun.

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nice one

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Any jokes, good or bad, let's hear it.

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><The real joke is I don't know about MATLAB><

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Why do mathematicians always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up? Because Oct 31 = Dec 25

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I love jokes

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i dont know it could be a joke but anyway it is here: People tell me write code in C++ because matlab is slow and c++ is fastest, but matlab is faster when i test it using lot of GUI for real.

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It seems matlab is faster than C++

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I love MATLAB

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MATLAB is allrounder!!

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Wanna keep MATLAB busy with single command.

pause(inf);

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wanna create an m-file which could make someone fall in love with me...What is the code for???Can any1 suggest:)

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E R R O R

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Fun overloaded programs will be updated as an extravagant stuff.

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Nice

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Matlab loves

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Matlab is a good tool

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What was Hodor's name if he was using matlab ?

Holdon;

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t = linspace(-pi,pi, 350);
X = t .* sin( pi * sin(t)./t);
Y = -abs(t) .* cos( pi * sin(t)./t);
plot(X,Y);
fill(X, Y, 'r');
set(gcf, 'Position', get(0,'Screensize'));
title('Happy Birthday!', 'FontSize', 28);

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Matlab is an eraser, pen and notebook for engineers. - New World - :))

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good one

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Matlab is pun

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Good question

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Why did I divide sine by tan? Just cos I can!

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why do 6 afraid of 7? cos 7 8 9

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Matlab(In English) Matlab(In Hindi) ?

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What did the zero say to the eight? ::::Nice Belt::: "0 turns 8"

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if you plot 8 and 0 on X and Y , who will be on Z?

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where can i find guide for GUIDE ?

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Matlab is like some kind of a religion, if he doesn't know the answer then he send you a NaN (misspelling of Nun)

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matlab is very intresting in simulation if we connect low value device to high capacity then matlab always answered

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i: Be rational! pi: Get real!

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Matlab please marry me.

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If you read MATLAB in Hindi, it would be मतलब which means 'Meaning'?!

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Life is complex: it has both real and imaginary components.

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MATLAB I am curious you

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Q: Why do mathematicians like parks?

A: Because of all the natural logs.

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Tonight We Matlab in Hell

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I hop there will a fun toolbox in MATLAB. Set the parameters and keep laughing.

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matlab jokes and pun are not visible to me. I don't know why

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I don't like to see that matlab accepts subroutines on jokes and puns.

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There once was a humble developer,

Who tried simulating a propellerer,

'When it tries to spin

The out flows in,'

But backwards his model ran betterer.

- Larry Kyrala (In response to a coworker asking how to write a clean limerick rhyming with 'developer'. 2009-02-20)

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K>> last_err
Undefined function or variable 'last_err'.
Did you mean:
K>> lasterr
ans =
Undefined function or variable 'last_err'.

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Did you hear the one about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with pencil and paper.

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Like this one!

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Did you ever hear the joke about the Matlab toolbox equivalent to a poor poet's handbook?....Yeah, me neither.

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Have you ever heard about MATLAB toolbox that prepares you a coffee? Be sure to have MOKA port on your laptop!!!

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MATLAB matlab(in Hindi) MATLAB!!

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i am adjusted... i am showing off.. these lines not for me.. these are inbuilt code :D :D [(imadjust, imshow)]...

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imagesc(get(gcf,'PointerShapeCData')); colormap([0 0 0 ; 1 1 .5]); axis image; axis off; set(gcf,'pointer','custom')

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i am adjusted... i am showing off.. these lines not for me.. these are inbuilt code :D :D [(imadjust, imshow)]...

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I fell in love when i first MET-LAB. So i continued working in LAB as scientist...hehe ;)

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I thought it is METH LAB so I came here.

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i am adjusted... i am showing off.. these lines not for me.. these are inbuilt code :D :D [(imadjust, imshow)]...

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seriously??? cool stuff dude! yeah this inbuilt code is indeed over the top! :P :D :D

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I am surprised to see this stuff seriously :))))

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You can Excel with MATLAB ;)

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i am fully amazed with its functions

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Q: Why do mathematicians like parks?

A: Because of all the natural logs.

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power(byThe, MATLAB)

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>> doc Matlab jokes or puns

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To mathematicians, solutions mean finding the answers. But to chemists, solutions are things that are still all mixed up.

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why a turtle is so slow ?? mmmm let me think... what are you exactly asking FOR ?? ... maybe no one is waiting FOR ... FOR example, with other animals ...

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matlab joke

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If I had a Labrador named Matt to follow me around, my life would be complete.

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->insert matlab pun function here

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A: "What is the integral of 1/cabin?"

B: "log cabin."

A: "Nope, houseboat--you forgot the C."

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function fun()

   printf('Have fun!');
end

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good answer!

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Good one..ha ha

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Helpdesk: Good day. How may I help you? Customer: Hello... I can't print. Helpdesk: Would you click on start for me and... Customer: Listen pal, don't start getting technical! I'm not Bill G...

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NICE~

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nice

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want to know about matlab f... ! , it's stuck as usual. "help f..." suggest that f... is funny.

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Good One

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Really good

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oH...gOD

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Very good!

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COOL

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LastName = {'Smith';'Johnson';'Williams';'Jones';'Brown'};
Character = ['lazy1';'short';'urgly'; 'sleep';'talke'];
EyesFeature = ['sqaur';'recta';'brown';'Bluee';'spher'];
T = table(Character,EyesFeature,'RowNames',LastName);
>> T

T =

                  Character    EyesFeature
                  _________    ___________

      Smith       lazy1        sqaur      
      Johnson     short        recta      
      Williams    urgly        brown      
      Jones       sleep        Bluee      
      Brown       talke        spher

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@@Amazing@@

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NICE!

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NICE..!!!

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Perfect!!!!!

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;)

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;)

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Deaf mathematicians communicate through sin language.

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In Egypt : Matlab like female name Mahitab So, when someone asks do you like Matlab I reply 'Matlab or Mahitab'

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Jus cos you tan, doesn't mean you should. It's a sin ;) :) #JokesForMatlabSwag!

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In India: Matlab is can be speak as મતલબ.

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Mathematics is made of 50 percent formulas, 50 percent proofs, and 50 percent imagination

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Not sure how to vote on these forums, but good job on the puns!

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The name Matlab comes from two undergraduate students in a dorm inventing Matlab. One of them was called Matt. The other said: 'Hey, Matt, labourious work, there, heh?' Ant it was compiled. And they rejoiced.

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